Silly pet jokes

Q:  What kind of pets just lie around the room?
A:  Carpets

Q:  What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A:  Mice cream.

A Frenchman with a parrot perched on his shoulder walks into the park.
A woman says, “Wow, he’s really cool!  Where did you get him?
“In France,” the parrot says.  “They’ve got millions of them.”